So Kurt Angle tried to diss me, but he just came off soft... He's like Sigfried and Roy and I'm a tiger that's pissed off!
This is John cena it's time to get dirty at No Mercy! And you don't wanna mess with me, I'm like a prostitute with Herpes!
Thought he was funny with his midget he couldn't take his hands off, you wanna see a real joke? Have Kurt take his pants off!
He claims intelligence, that's impossible, his head is hollow... His T-Shirt used to say You Suck! But they had to switch
it cuz he swallows! You wanna show your true colors Kurt, then dress up like a chick... And stop acting like we're married,
get the hell off my d***!
The franchise is crashing this party! Paul don't get hot at me! He's wearing a neckbrace cuz he blowin the whole lottery!
I heard that about you, he ain't the one way type...Believe the hype, John Cena more Raw than Monday Night! I'm the lottery
pick they both wanna get there hands on, this ain't no junior high dance, so fellas keep your pants on! Oh and if you draft
me, save your t-shirts, I ain't kissing your butts...We in the D baby, so you can choke on these nuts! You the general manager
but I'm makin the next pick, I'm giving you one ball but you still got no d***!
Naw naw naw...is Savannah, Georgia here to represent?
Naw naw naw naw naw naw naw this is the Dirty South we gotta do this right! When I ask if ya'll is here to represent everybody
in the building say Damn Straight! Now is Savannah, Georgia here to represent? Then let me hear everybody make some noise!
I hope the world's greatest tag team don't try to sing for them titles, they was worse than the Japanese dude from American
Idol! And at Wrestlemania, ya boy is gonna open some eyes...They call me 'Johnny Starbucks' cuz I'm the whole Franchise! Its
time to make John Cena a household name, I'm a win the U.S.Title and keep changing the game! See I went from uh..tights and
booties to jerseys and pumps and I'm the real United States, I'm just a trash talkin punk! Every week they cut out my lines
from your TV set, that means Vincent Kennedy Mac can't even see me yet, I say what I want When I want, I'm very controversial,
I'm a turn the Big Show into a five-second commercial!
Yo yo yo yo yo chill chill...chill This whole PPV is a** backwards, the main event is on first! I come through the curtains
like a fetus, the rest of them are just afterbirth...Nate Jones, Matt Morgan, they don't even stand a chance! I guess uh Shane
and Kane gonna hafta make room in that ambulance...And A-Train, Brock they need to talk to the gravedigger...I'm burying both
those giants, they need to make that grave bigger! John Cena survive alone, I don't need no frickin' Stable; I wonder if I
can trade in my four partners for a one night stand with Sable? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Oh and Big Show don't think that I forgot
you homey! He's a giant! Well I'm a giant whistle so go ahead and blow me!
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